Illuminati Roundtable: Won’t The Real Lil Wayne Please Stand Up?

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One, to the two, to the three and the four, 1 Pac, 2Pac, Weezy’s Pac? No. Last week, Lil Wayne was escorted out of the American Airlines Arena after making gun gestures towards a fan at a Miami Heat game. So while enjoying the STD festivities in Houston, better known as All-Star Weekend, DeWayne decided to go vintage Vivica Fox and set it off.  Leading the club crowd into a series of “F—k the NBA” and “F—k the Miami Heat” chants, Tunechi then went on to declare himself the new Pac. I wonder if he’s talking about Pac that lives in the French Quarter because he can’t be talking about Tupac Shakur.

Tupac was a poet and an activist not just a rapper. Wayne is just here. Don’t get me wrong, Lil Wayne was the greatest rapper alive for all of the summer of 2008. Now in 2013 he’s comparing himself to Pac, when lately he’s more of a Dr. Seuss. You can’t go around comparing yourself to 2pac when you change your persona every year. You started off as a Vice Lord D-boy but now you’re a Blood reppin’ skateboarder. C’mon whoadie. But just like his buddy Rick Ross, Lil Wayne is suffering from an identity crisis. This year he’s 2Pac, next year he will be Kurt Cobain or maybe even Taylor Swift. Whoever he will be though, it will most likely sell, so in his own words he’s got “No Worries.” – Pooh Bailey